FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc

1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.

by Karen_Eliot October 12, 2016

mail tears

you don't know how to spell don't you

John is an idiot he search mail tears instead of male tears

by Chaos1_p March 3, 2022

mail truck

A truck that delivers mail to your house

Here comes the Mail Truck!

by jacie handler May 5, 2018

mail read

Having your personal business publicized; usually brings shame and embarrasment

Tiffany had her mail read in front of the entire office before she quit.

Don't make me read your mail in front of all these people!

by Tiffany Davis September 5, 2006

Mail-in dump

A mail-in dump is a large “finding” of mail in ballots for a political candidate when losing an election. Typically used by the Democratic Party, the mail in dump rose to prominence during the 2020 elections.

Warnock is done by 117,000 votes but don’t worry there’s a large mail-in dump coming at 2am that will secure his win.

by Ron twiss January 6, 2021

Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)

Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.

by koolyman June 14, 2011

mail cat

A male who wears cat ears that usually match their t-shirt.

He is being a mail cat.

by pseudonymn December 16, 2013