Ghost Toad

An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.
Renee Descartes: I think therefore I..... ah damn it! Not ANOTHER ghost toad!!!
by schmuffin February 15, 2021
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Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
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The ghost of Kiev

Once the ghost of Kiev arrived in Ukraine, the russo-ukraine war's favor shifted on the Ukrainian's side.
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Ghost nut

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!
Ghost nut!
by Jsospofi April 06, 2023
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Ghost nut

When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.
Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.
by Yung Fugly December 22, 2016
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Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
by NathanDarksonTHL December 07, 2022
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Ghost Nut

When a guy is jacking off and is about to nut, but right before he does he grabs on tight as to not let anything come out, thus granting the similar feeling of nutting without the mess.
“Oh you’ve never ghost nut before? Try it, it’s pretty neat. No mess and that. Idk”
by Barbarian Buddy March 04, 2022
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