When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
Not to be confused with anything faces related
by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019
Get the hot wet bombmug. When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
by MegRoe December 6, 2019
Get the Wet Lettucemug. by Larrico April 17, 2021
Get the Wet Saturdaymug. Wet can be used to describe something that is hot, amazing, fresh or cool. Usually to add emphasis on something that is well liked or appreciated.
Guy1: Damn, that shirt is pretty wet!
Guy2: I know, I got it from target.
Example 2:
Guy: Damn, you’re looking wet today!
Girl: Excuse me what did you just say?!
Guy: It means you look fine!
Girl: Just because I took a shower earlier doesn’t mean you have to comment on it. Besides I know that means! 🙄
Guy2: I know, I got it from target.
Example 2:
Guy: Damn, you’re looking wet today!
Girl: Excuse me what did you just say?!
Guy: It means you look fine!
Girl: Just because I took a shower earlier doesn’t mean you have to comment on it. Besides I know that means! 🙄
by TheHotOne1 September 7, 2023
Get the Wetmug. When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
Get the Wet t-shirt competition gamemug. When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots
by Michael Cairns January 19, 2009
Get the wet orangedmug. When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
by woodstock69 April 5, 2024
Get the Horatio’s Wet Dreammug.