Lincolnton middle school is full of fake ass NIGGERS and all the ppl are good at b-ball and there wrestling team is ass
by Yaboithewrastler February 28, 2019
When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.
Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
by ExplosiveSoap August 09, 2011
A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"
by G. Dingle March 21, 2006
A bunch of little jerks who are immature and kids who havent hit puberty. They are all messed up. Wat a joke
by man_wit_skills March 18, 2005
A school with the grades of 6-8. Created about ten years back i believe. It's probably one of the most newest school in the Maltby area (considering the maltby area only has one other school). Though it had pretty good teachers, the teachers that go there now are highly unpredictable. Most of the old timers have retired, but from what I've heard, the new teachers there are pretty mean and disciplining. Once a drugfree place, the place itself is now full of druggies! (or so i've heard). The kids there yap away like nothing, and that get's the nerves of the teachers obviously. Now you see why the teachers might be so mean. Either way, it's an ok school. The school colors are green, black and grey while the school mascot is a hawk.
The real hidden river, which the school Hidden River Middle School was named after is actually just a small puddle about the size of a pothole.
by The_Good_Samaritan December 06, 2011
You thought South Oldham High School was in the the middle of nowhere? You’d be wrong, the only thing within 10 miles is farms or neighborhoods! The closest store is a gas station, their football team is extremely underwhelming yet they try the hardest they have the least trophies in the trophy case out of any sport. There’s way too many poster children that can’t go to the same high schools so South Oldham High School and Oldham Country High School are punished with them.
by JimmyTheBird January 23, 2019
Also known as PMMS or Pmill, Patterson Mill Middle School is one of the most weirdest places ever. Filled with all types of Cliques. All of the students think that they are going to fall down the stairs because of how weak they look. People go on the elevator thinking that they are savages but secretly everyone does it. The school is big and all but the students that go there are compleatly trash. The highschoolers are all druggies that influence the middle schoolers to be the same. The HighSchool sports teams are trash, so dont be scared when your school is playing them. Most the girls are Basic White girls that think that they own the school. Every white girl also tans until they are LITERALLY BLACK. The girls there are ok but they are all cheaters. Nobody gets good grades so they dont make it into the schools they want. The Vice Princapals are trash and the guidance councelors dont help you much and are alwasys telling you to get an ice pack. The clubs are ok. But at the end of the day, all the students love eachother and we join together as Pmill
Patterson Mill Middle School
by hgcjzkujsxhkjz April 22, 2020