A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"
by G. Dingle July 29, 2008
Get the Middle Eastern Mars Barmug. A bunch of little jerks who are immature and kids who havent hit puberty. They are all messed up. Wat a joke
by man_wit_skills March 17, 2005
Get the Medford Memorial Middle Schoolmug. A school with the grades of 6-8. Created about ten years back i believe. It's probably one of the most newest school in the Maltby area (considering the maltby area only has one other school). Though it had pretty good teachers, the teachers that go there now are highly unpredictable. Most of the old timers have retired, but from what I've heard, the new teachers there are pretty mean and disciplining. Once a drugfree place, the place itself is now full of druggies! (or so i've heard). The kids there yap away like nothing, and that get's the nerves of the teachers obviously. Now you see why the teachers might be so mean. Either way, it's an ok school. The school colors are green, black and grey while the school mascot is a hawk.
The real hidden river, which the school Hidden River Middle School was named after is actually just a small puddle about the size of a pothole.
by The_Good_Samaritan December 6, 2011
Get the Hidden River Middle Schoolmug. by brosgethoes June 4, 2022
Get the Middle and ring finger upmug. A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.
Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.
Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.
Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
by Middle aged christian mom June 20, 2019
Get the Middle aged christian mommug. Irene Lopez school is a lame ass school full of some lame ass kids and some stupid ass teachers who mark you for everything
by You gay August 28, 2019
Get the Irene Lopez middle schoolmug. This is the middle school that goes to river it is located in cheroke has tons of Mexicans also now as the school were aly grace attended in 8th grade and got pregnant. All the teachers suck and the 8th graders Juul in the bathroom
Hey you know the school that Aly Grace got impregnated at, ya I think it was mill creek middle school
by Hihihihihihihhihihih August 12, 2018
Get the Mill Creek middle schoolmug.