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hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia
My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom
by tory borty November 8, 2013
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A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 9, 2024
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hair scare

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair
I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.
by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019
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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.
Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)
by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012
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2020 hair

long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.
Damn, Tiffany. You got some 2020 hair today, go fix yourself or put on a hat.
by beewalks January 9, 2021
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Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .
Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.
by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015
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