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Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.
Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
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Cock Wrenches

Slang for hands. In reference to grabbing or touching male genitals violently or aggressively.
Wash your cock wrenches

Keep your cock wrenches off my samich!

Look at the cock wrenches on her! I Bet she's got a kung fu grip!
by Doctor Ramshackle February 28, 2011
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Lion’s Cocking

When your beer is at the halfway point in the glass or can, and you can’t seem to drink any more. Originates from the Modelo can which pictures a lion, a lion whose cock is about at the halfway mark of the drink.
Andy has been Lion’s Cocking for like an hour now.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 17, 2019
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cock stealer

worse than a cock block and only female - this person sees you hitting it off with a guy, then proceeds to steal said guy
yesterday sam and i were totally hitting it off, flirting and laughing and having a grand ole' time. then that COCK STEALER BITCH regina stole him away from me and ended up having sex with him. WHATTABITCH.
by cock stolen December 9, 2009
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Sock Cock

A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.
Christian and William played sock cock at the football game.
by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019
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Cock out

When departures or arrivals are busy as fuck, and polish lot and british are coming in late and the office girls and supervisors make you stay manditory overtime but you clock out your timecard really quick and sneaky like and run to catch the amc bus before anyone notices you clocked out early
You should "cock out" before they make you do air india locals.
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cock heart

guy who acts like he doesnt believe in love and is an ass about it but really all he wants is to fall in love
he's not as big a jerk as he may appear, hes just a cock heart so he has to cover his pain w/ anger
by fleabug February 9, 2010
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