Heimlich on a stick 

when you use a plunger to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

"I used a Heimlich on a stick to help that girl who was chocking on shit.

Heimlich on a stick by Suigintou October 14, 2011

fudge on a stick 

when you are around children you need to be careful

fudge (first two letters) FU
on a stick (last two letters) CK

and there you have it...children giggle and adults get it (once it's explained)

Fudge on a stick...you suck!

fudge on a stick by schwinnilla November 25, 2016

Booty on a stick 

The smell of an anus; similar to the smell of genitals after intercourse.

When they got done fuckin, the room smelled like booty on a stick

Booty on a stick by AllieMJ September 3, 2018

the shit end of the stick 

My grandfather grew up in poverty in a company owned coal mining town where he was born in 1895. He yold me about a game they played called the fox and the hounds whenever a new kid came to town. One kid was the fox. He carried a stick between his legs to simulate a tail. The object was for the hounds to chase the fox and capture him by grabbing his tail. They always let the new kid win. Unbeknownst to him the had dipped the end of the stick in the muck of an outhouse. Clearly getting the shit end of the stick was getting a bad and unanticipated result.

He got the shit end of the stick.

the shit end of the stick by jp0 August 9, 2018

Monkey on a Stick 

aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.

Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!

Monkey on a Stick by g-othermal November 2, 2009

moon on a stick 

A Styrofoam sphere that your idiot science teacher sticks a pencil through so that you can twirl around a light bulb and simulate the Moon's phases

"Hold your moon on a stick and slowly turn around, watching the shadow on the moon. This is what we see of the Moon at different times of the month."

moon on a stick by Fix It! May 25, 2018

Measuring Stick 

A stick that measures. Generally used by teachers who are poor and cannot afford another means of pointing at retarded lesson plans that no one is paying attention to.

Why is that teacher stroking that measuring stick?

Measuring Stick by ceige April 5, 2006