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Punching down

It's the only direction I have left to punch.
Hym "I helicoptered my arms to hard and now I'm better than everyone. Punching down is the only direction left!"
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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Falcon Punch

The most powerful punch that is used by Captain Falcon in super smash bros.
Guy 1: Hah! I beat you in a-
Guy 2: FALCON PUNCH!
Guy 1: Dude why did you break my ribs. Ouch.
by speedestboy November 1, 2023
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Fuck Punch

An alcoholic beverage made of fruit juices, tequila, and vodka.
Quinton used orange juice, pineapple juice, and Hawaiian punch in the Fuck Punch.
by icantakeit757 September 27, 2019
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Punch

“Punch” or “Punched” is a term invented by the twitch streamer/tiktoker named nurionbothworlds, the definition is simple, it simply means something or someone is lame or unfunny. Particularly jokes or insults people make back at you.
You are a incel!” ..”Yeah shut up, that shi was punch.”
by Shockotix September 17, 2024
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Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.
People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately
by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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