busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum

I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump

by HAMZTK April 5, 2017

Jersey shore fist pump

Means to beat a beat if your dancing in a night club jamming basically

In a night club dancing means jersey shore fist pump when you pumping to the beat in the club

by BaddestQueen018 August 3, 2017

Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.

man would I carve your pumpkin

by Doseofshadi October 22, 2017

Indiana gas pump

A dick with a multiple stds

I gave her the Indiana Gas Pump, now she's got herpeghonnasyphillaids.

by Turtles:D December 19, 2017

oscar the pump god

"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism

Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah

Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ

by PumpGodism December 21, 2017

Russian Lil PUmp

FACE is god

OMG DERICO FACE IS GOD!!!!!!11111111111
I know mate i know Russian Lil PUmp is god

by ITSYOBOICRUSH April 6, 2018

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018