A Matt moment is described as a situation in which a person goes to do something incredibly simple and either messes it up horrendously or forgets what they were doing entirely and usually looks idiotic in the process.
when you tell a gril that you love her just to fuck her...in the final moments of the guy squirting jiz all over his partners face...the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked bitch. i hate you your a whore.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries.
hey bro do u remember that girl that broke your heart? well i fucked her all up i gave ashton love moment...she cried like a little bitch....
To have a "hockey stick moment" is what happens when the compound consequences of your past bad decisions come down to bear on your life in catastrophic manner. A hockey stick is the shape that a representation graph makes when growth happens exponentially instead of just regularly or arithmetically.
"my wife is having an affair, my girlfriend is pregnant, my business is going bankrupt, my daughter is having her anus tattooed, I am losing my hair and three of my teeth fell off last week ... I am having a hockey stick moment brother ...