John Fortnite Kennedy

The best fortnite player ever he got fat dubs left and right until he got game ended in 1969 his legacy will live on forever

Man, John Fortnite Kennedy was so cool he could one pump someone from a mile away

by S0meRand0mB0i April 25, 2019

prank him john

Don’t get pranked by John

John “yo look who fell asleep first “

Joe “ prank him John !”

John” hehe you already know “

-John licks lips and face gets Serious-

-John repeatedly claps jims cheeks-

Joe” YOO YOOOOOOO

by Prank him John August 26, 2021

king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢

king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE

by inadequate’k June 13, 2019

Detective John Kimble

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

by Browndown August 10, 2003

Jim My Johns

A request for a freaky and fast sexual encounter.

Karen; "We have 10 minutes between class, lets go up on the roof and you can jim my johns"

by rnnrdad November 19, 2015

Sir John Barleycorn

This is a British name for whisky.

I wouldn't say no to a we drop of Sir John Barleycorn!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009