Death

The opposite of porn

Person 1: What's your poem about
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!

by Jacking off in a walmart May 8, 2022

Clubbed to Death

An awesome triphop song by Rob Dougan, used in the Matrix movies.

Man, I love listening to Clubbed to Death while I expose pedophiles!

by UlgrinVonGury June 10, 2025

after death

After you/they die. That's basically it

Or it's a ship name/non-canon relationship from Undertale AU's :/

Friend: What will you do after death, if that's possible?
Me: I dunno, chill?

Or

A random stranger: Do you ship Afterdeath?
Me: What's that?

by a random person in urban January 15, 2022

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

Living Death

A state of grief so intense, so unimaginable, so unconscionable, you lack the coping skills to process what’s happened, so you just go through the motions of your subsequent days with as little effort or even consciousness as possible.

If my child or partner was murdered in a mass shooting, I would probably suffer living death.

by anonymous March 28, 2023

death

we dont know what happens after

alex put his hand in the toaster and got death

by dummiw October 25, 2022

Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.

I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.

by PicPickle June 25, 2022