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Facebook frenzy

When an certain event happens and every friend you have updates their status about it.
It's the first snow of the year and there's a Facebook frenzy where everyone is posting about the fact that is snowing like the sky itself is falling.
by LovesDogs77 October 5, 2012
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Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
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Facebook Date

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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelly: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*

Ashley: You can answer any time now!

Kelly: This isn't happening!

Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?

Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!

Ashley: What?

Kelly: Marco....

Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!

Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?

Ashley: Whats that?

Kelly: I don't exactly know.

Ashley: Why?

Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.

Ashley: How?

Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.

Ashley: Magic?

Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?

Ashley: And your point is?

Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?

Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!

Kelly: You didn't ask me?

Ashley: Yes I did!

Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!

Ashley: WHAT???

Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?

Ashley: WOMEN!!!!

Kelly: MEN!!!
by 78910SumDumbHen November 29, 2012
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Facebook Inquisition

1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.

2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.

3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.
First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.

Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.

Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.
by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013
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Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.
Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.
by Giglerx May 13, 2013
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Facebookian

A person who logs onto to the website Facebook.com and uses it regularly.
"Man, you really need to stay away from those facebookians..."
by B33C00l July 25, 2013
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facebookaly

Facebookaly: Adv
Of, relating to, caused by, or affected by facebook activities.
He is facebookaly dead. It means he doesn't do any facebook activities.
by Bampara October 3, 2013
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