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The Donkey Jockey 

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”

everlasting donkey punch 

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

Muppet donkey banana 

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.
You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

Swamp Donkey 

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
Swamp Donkey by Emtff99 August 2, 2021

Hunker donker 

According to Mac DeMarco, Pearl Jam’y, Eddie Vedder kind of music. That vocalist who’s got those big big nuts down, resting inside his jeans- kind of voice.
I don’t really know who it would’ve been but it was like a hunker donker 90’s grunge band.
Hunker donker by Feverdreamer August 17, 2021

Swamp donkey 

Phil’s medium sized coon ass dick
I think i’m going to give her the ole swamp donkey
Swamp donkey by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021