dick wad

A stupid person. You can make up any definition for the word, but it bascially means a complete ass.

Marline was being a dick wad in 5th period

by Queen Fan May 10, 2006

Fuck a dick

Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass

"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"

by Jointo March 2, 2007

dick nigga

Kanye west

You're a dick nigga

by That chico over there February 14, 2014

dick stank

occurs when a non-circumsized male attains full erection.. and the "stank" that was hiding under the foreskin is now fully exposed and wofting all around.

"I LOVE my boyfriend..butt it's hard to blow him since he's grossing me out with all that dick stank"

by i kill you now January 22, 2009

Blackout Dick

You get so hammered that when you wake up in the morning the girl that your with reminds you that you had whiskey dick.

Girl: how do you feel this morning?
Guy: I don't even remember coming home last night!
Girl: Well I got two words for you "blackout dick"
Guy: what is that?
Girl: look it up on urban dictionary!

by yourrealname September 4, 2009

Barf Dick

A female who has vomited on someone's penis while giving oral sex. Not to be confused with puke dick.

"Should I hook up with Mallory?"
"No way, dude. She's a barf dick."

by lokomo February 22, 2010

dick wash

when some one is using the urinal at a school, place of business or work and you push them forward and flush the toilet.

Guy 1: Yo, should i give him a dick wash?
Guy 2: I'll flush.

by Bersh December 9, 2008