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Blanket pig

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.
*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."
by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017
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Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
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young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
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Peppa Pig

A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.
"AAH IT'S PEPPA PIG! RUN!"
by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020
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pig-pile bile

When someone on the top of the pig-pile throws up on everyone. Whether it’s on purpose or accident depends on who’s in the pile.
Duuude, did you hear about how James pig-pile biled his ex during that party last night?
by KitKatGirl319 June 2, 2018
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fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.
Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012
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pig push

When you push your fingers against another person’s toes “piggies” in a playful and flirty manner. It’s like a foot massage, but better.
Hey cute boo, do you want a pig push? *wink* *smirk* *blush*
by Kiyakat July 1, 2020
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