Ur Mom

Ur Mom/Mum Being A Pain In The Mother Fucking Asshole.

Your Mom Is Now Ur Mom

by Chugger poo poo June 8, 2022

Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

joshin ur pegs

when ur j fuckin w someone n want them to know it’s not that deep

“I don’t actually like the Backstreet Boys man it’s just that one song can u stop playing them on ur jbl everytime u get in my car”
“Yo bro don’t be a pussy bout it I’m jus joshin ur pegs man”

by t.ri.stan October 17, 2023

Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!

Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*

by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018

coomd in ur philtrum

with 2 litres of vodka and a turbo-virgin duchbag here's where life can lead u to ( btw ur neighbour also may call the police cuz u went really hard )

duchbag: yoooooooo i coomd in my gf philtrum next im gonna coomd in ur philtrum

human : wtf

by minecraft sweat 6969696969 xx February 10, 2021

Ur mom

ur mom is fat ass like you

ur mom is fat ass

by w34t5j5 December 19, 2022

ur mom

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

by gayboob April 14, 2020