Unnatural mating calls via cell phone
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder
For example. When somebody yells out Patricks LEEDLE and the opposite sex responds with LEEDLELEE even louder
by Starchary January 29, 2018
Get the noise pornmug. Alright lemme sum this up
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
by Freakingperson April 7, 2024
Get the Gay pornmug. 
An evil invention that is degrading to both men and women alike even though people often say its degrading to women. Overtime, it can become an addiction and whether you'd like to admit it or not it does have negative affects on a person's mind even if only subconsciously. It creates unrealistic expectations of sex and ruins relationships and destroys marriages. Sometimes the people in the videos may even have been sex-trafficed which is yet another reason it is bad. If, however you struggle with watching porn don't feel ashamed because we all mess up, you can get help, you're not in this alone!
Man, I wish my wife was as hot as those chicks in porn and could give head as good as them, maybe it's just time to file for divorce and find someone better.
by I_am_me_3 December 31, 2019
Get the Pornmug. A (usually designed to be sexy) female character who the writer or storyteller goes out of their way to make ridiculously evil so the audience will demand, crave, and celebrate her pain, usually with the intention of having something disturbing or sadistic happen to her.
Friend: Malty was so evil! She deserved what she got in the webcomic!
Me: Of course that torture porn villainess was so evil- how else would the guy who wrote her be able to convince an audience that the woman deserved the sick things he had happen to her? He did it to be an edgelord.
Me: Of course that torture porn villainess was so evil- how else would the guy who wrote her be able to convince an audience that the woman deserved the sick things he had happen to her? He did it to be an edgelord.
by Zlisted September 11, 2024
Get the Torture Porn Villainessmug. A term minted by some west coast swing dancers at a Los Angeles convention in 2023: to cuddle so intensely with the intention of wanting to have sex but never fully engaging sexually with one another, while staying in a cuddle position.
"So did you guy have sex last night? No, just some innocent porn cuddles".
They porn cuddled till they couldn't resist each other any longer!
They porn cuddled till they couldn't resist each other any longer!
by ParkHer April 8, 2023
Get the porn cuddlesmug. Your probibly in 4th grade in electonics day with your friends trying to see girls get rammed so you can get your little dingers hard
by im extremely cool December 16, 2021
Get the Pornmug.