zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

zombie jesus on a pogostick by Team Retro September 21, 2008

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white jesus

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.

Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.

white jesus by La Douche April 13, 2004

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super jesus

explains something that has an awsome nature to it.

dude #1: dude i rigged my lighter so that the flame goes like 1 foot high
Jackson: Oh u mean a Super Jesus lighter, which is an adjective i invented

*credit to this adject goes to Jackson of the band Jetset

super jesus by Steven J September 3, 2008