Jack's DICK

Very small in size, unsatisfying, searching for hours to find. His balls however are Sugarnuts

Katie: 'Oh, yeah i was with him last night and Jack's DICK did not live up to expectations. Gonna have to leave him.

by hankypanky97 June 14, 2017

Clit jacking

To stroke the clit back and forth often till orgasim. anyone can do it but it is sometimes by a man in a sexual encounter.

John is clit jacking Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 January 26, 2010

new jack

Basically, just someone who isn't familiar with the scene. Someone who has a lot to learn in a particular area.

Dude, that kid isn't even fashioncore, he's wearing parachute pants! He's so not HxC.

by Q-Tip McVicker July 7, 2004

jack booty

the feeling of grabing some ones booty and they jump up in the air when they don't expect it

you- walks behind girl-
girl- talking to friend's
you- grabs booty-
girl-jumps in the air-
you and friends- lol
girl- slap to your face-
her friends your friends- lmao
jack booty

by sora 1 up April 30, 2009

jack off

Something preeteen boys do to feel the sensation of some real sex

Jack off, what people do while looking at porn

by ucantcme November 5, 2014

Jack Hamlin

A person with an deformed and large nose.

Yo, you got a Jack Hamlin!

by misteriousman July 28, 2011

Jacking Off

When a guy pulls on his penis vigorously and makes cum squirt out

Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 1, 2018