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Fat Fuck February

A variant for the month of February, during which people with excessive fat are reveered as more sexually attractive when compared to before.
Tw*tter User 1: "Ough bro I'm entering my Fat Fuck February arc oughhhh....."
Tw*tter User 2: "Dude we were just talking about Roblox the hell's wrong with you."
by APersonaRedditDork February 11, 2025
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The Instagram February 26th incident

On February 26th 2025, The instagram algorithm was showing people a large amount of gore videos and other evil content out of nowhere. Some blame hackers, but some believe that it was a protest by the moderation team.
This dogone The Instagram February 26th incident sure does make me a little mad. They keep showing me these dadgum gore videos and pornography.
by Absolute_Zero902 March 5, 2025
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FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY

YOU MUST DO A PUSH-UP EVERY DAY OF FEBRUARY
BRO YOU READY FOR FULL FITNESS FEBRUARY
by CHUCKLE PANTZZ November 1, 2025
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Fist-free February

A recovery period where gay men who enjoy being fisted take a month off to heal. This period of time is needed to recover from damage that has accumulated over the prior year, including to organs, membranes, sphincters, and other tissue.
Bob didn't know if he would make it to Fist-free February because by New Year's Day his rectal prolapse already protruded almost 6 inches from his anus and required frequent moisturizing spray. He was also in a lot of pain from bruising to his liver, kidneys and colon. Fist-free February couldn't come soon enough.
by Velvet Tongue January 6, 2026
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if you were born on febuary 15th

you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends

and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart
if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat
by dave lowlife February 23, 2022
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I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.
WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica
by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024
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3. februar

If you are born on this day you should bud a hat
3. februar OK day
by anonymous May 18, 2021
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