Cock Surfing

When a gay man stays with another gay man and pays with sexual favors instead of money. Typically occurs when the host is in the house.

Joey went Cock Surfing in New York for a week. He didn't spend any money, but instead payed with his ASSets.

by Jbb123 December 30, 2016

Bumble cock

Something you call a friend who is being an idiot or just said something dumb.

"Jackson is, a bumble cock"

by Inspector300 January 4, 2017

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017

Gerber cock

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.

Holy shit, look at how small that is, Shane has a gerber cock.

by Paulieou5 January 7, 2017

fourth cock

One thing too many that breaks the spirit. Rooted in gang bang lore where someone who was already handling three cocks sees a fourth cock come in to their vision. There are no holes left.

Losing his wife and his job on the same day was the fourth cock for Joel.

by Higher0phant February 15, 2020

Cock Pirate

A woman of low moral character who tries to have sex with a man already in a committed relationship. Commonly referred to as a “homewrecker” but may differ from a homewrecker by using sex acts as leverage to gain preferential treatment and or gifts.
Cock pirates are actually hookers in training. They just haven’t developed the balls to ask for the money up front yet.

Jessica Slept with her married boss to get a better job at work. She’s such a cock pirate!

by CaptainCapricorn August 8, 2020

cock shine

some one who loves to shine cocks with there mouth by licking the shaft up and down and spitting on it before rubbing it all over to make it shiney.

dude1: you such a "cock shine"

dude2: no but your mom is and last night was awsome

by Polarcheezit December 16, 2011