Urban Dictionary

Hilarious memes and jokes for those in need of them

I like posting on the Urban Dictionary
Btw i'm datonegurl and please check out my definition of GNOC

by datonegurl December 9, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A site where everything is either horny, vulgar or doesn't make sense

Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it's a sex toy apparently.
Person 2: Be right back, I have to go to the store.

by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021

urban dictionary

an awesome website that tells you cool things that modern people use. fyi you are on it right now

boy:omg did you look up yolo city swag on urban dictionary
other boy:ya it was so cool
boy:i know this website is the bomb.

by lilk423 October 23, 2013

Urban Dictionary

The place where politics, racism, sex, and general stupidity can conjoin together into a beautiful amalgamation of idiocy. It's the website you're on, by the way.

"Urban Dictionary, where intelligence goes to die."
- Me, 2024.

by I.E.I. Industries March 11, 2024

Look out, Urban Dictionary!

What you palm-rubbingly mutter under your breath as you smirkingly head over to this site after thinking up a whole bunch of clever/tasteless/shockingly-in-yer-face words to define, knowing that the judges are gonna go nuts trying to "digest" all of your rapidly-submitted crap.

I just now came up with several really awesome-but-morbid-toned definitions related to the word "coroner", and so I'm about to send 'em in --- look out, Urban Dictionary!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

urban dictionary

a website which gives us information about the future

person 1: hey what does 'bruh' mean?
person 2: look on the URBAN DICTIONARY bruh!

by eenglishchicken November 4, 2018

urban dictionary

a site that taught me more than sex ed

"yo urban dictionary, whats a facial? ...oh shit-"

by nothingbutnicorette April 15, 2023