Potato Corner Leader

I AM THE POTATO CORNER LEADER, I CONTROL ALL POTATO CORNER FRIES AND SPREADS MY RELIGION OF POTATO CORNER

ONLY I AM THE POTATO CORNER LEADER

by njdskjfndsjfnds November 17, 2022

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022

Potato Dog

Slang for pug that it kind of chonky. Also name of song by Parry Gripp.

I like your potato dog!

by LupyPup July 19, 2022

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)

I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!

by Reali88 August 18, 2020

Sweet Potato Dango

adjective - a postive exclamation

i love these shoes! Sweet potato dango!

by atlasgrey June 25, 2021

derping potatoes

A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.

'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!

by ladiedadiedaah December 10, 2015