vagina eyes

anabells eyes can tend to get really puffy and swollen up like vagina lips after crying. the eyelashes can look like puebes.

Damn Anabell your vagina eyes! Are you okay?

by 🥀🥀🥀 November 11, 2020

gummy vagina

A vagina that has not been used in or over three years.

Dude, you're mom has a gummy vagina.

by RAINBOW WARRIOR November 2, 2014

vagina

A warm, snuggly pouch to put your penis in if it is cold, like a jacket! Loved by men. Also only on women.

Man : Man my penis is so cold!

Other man : Yoo go to a woman and stick it into her vagina!

Man : Ok

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Smooth Vagina

Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.

When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.

by E tizzle February 8, 2014

Vagina Pucker

When the cunt literally tries to consume itself for fear of unwanted penetration.

"That creepy guy staring at us is totally making my vagina pucker."

by Cunthulhu May 8, 2021