Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

by Numerati September 23, 2024

porn

ITS VERY USEFUL FOR A SAD MAN.

Bob: WOW I JUST WATCHED SOME TELETUBBIES
Duck: WHAT ABOUT PORN YOU PUSSY?
Bob: I need a gun. One bullet. I need a gun with only one bullet.
Duck: LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!! LOL XDDD

by BOBHATT?!?! June 23, 2020

SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN

The most brain-numbing thing in existence

Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers

by hitpobopto July 11, 2024

Inadvertent porn

Compromising pictures and/or videos posted to the internet without the person's knowledge.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered I was featured in some inadvertent porn on RedTube.

by Richie Incognito January 18, 2011

Porn

Don’t read this, your thinking your a jokester by searching up porn but no. Your just some lame kid in the back corner on his iPad looking up stuff that your not suppose to. Go do your work.

Guy: searches up “porn” on the urban dictionary
Also him: reads this definition about porn then searches up another word or finds another definition about porn

by EGiant sucks+ratio May 5, 2022

Porn

your dumb… we all know why your looking it up you nasty beast. this is urban dictionary not porn hub.

I want to watch porn but my mom monitors my computer.

by unicorn&rainbows_kittins1234 June 25, 2021

Porn

Ur just on urban dictionary to find something better then porn *moans*

Ugh stop watching that porn.

by Moonfox230 March 2, 2024