Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.

Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot

by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022

Sam

sam is the white washed Punjab that suck a lot of dick and thinks he is sexy but he is really gay.

Sommeray: Look at sams gayass punjab!!! EWW
Sam: Shut up I only like James Charles! Because I'm gay for him!!!

Also Sam: ohh!! yeah daddy my name is sam i like to suck a lot of gay dick ohh yeah fuck me harder

by sams gay dad November 20, 2019

Sam

Tattletale,Potter head,creepy,annoying,wannabe.

Sams over there

by A S!MP December 30, 2021

sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand

A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.

Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

Justin Sam

A beautiful person

Justin Sam is so beautiful

by Justin Sam November 23, 2021

Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.

Oh no look its sam!

by 9692907 April 23, 2022

sam

is a player

sam is a player

by gugh gtu k May 5, 2022