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National bite tall people's ankles day 

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
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Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!

Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

Punch Tall People Month 

During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month
Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.

national kiss short people day 

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

Call Several People Table Gremlins Day 

At the 22th of every month you can call several people table gremlins and sev or anyone can't do anything
Table Gremlin Is Several People And nothing can stop you from calling him table gremlins
"Call Several People Table Gremlins Day" personifies the table gremlinty of several people (i.e.Several People, Tom).
{Taka enters room} "Call Several People Table Gremlins Day"
{Friend enters room, surprising and overwhelming you with joy} "Several Is A Real Table Gremlin!!!"
Adapted from post cold war Journey Of Morals Culture references to Table Gremlins, Grelimed Tabled

rhythmic engagement inJourney Of Morals Server That people call sev table gremlins
Sometimes spoken with an indistinguishable Gremlins accent In cases of suprise greetings, 'Table Gremlins' is used in conjunction with the word 'Hey', as in "Hey Tabled Gremlins"