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sweater-muffing

The female equivalent to shirt-cocking, where a woman wears only a sweater, often post-coitus, but nothing else. Unlike "shirt-muffing" where the female subject may intend to dress provocatively in order arouse men, a sweater-muffing individual hopes no one will see her and uses only a sweater usually because it is easier than putting on normal clothes or because she is cold.

Sweater-muffing is common when performing quick rudimentary tasks after intercourse such as running to the kitchen to get some juice or checking one's email.
Charlie: I just saw our neighbour sweater-muffing it in the kitchen.
Jon: Wow at 3pm?
Charlie: Yeah, she was getting some juice.
Jon: You need a job dude.
sweater-muffing by cabern November 1, 2011
A shortened version for saying mother fuckin.
Bobby won't stay the hell out of my mufkin fridge.
Mufkin by yomommadntknowme September 28, 2012

tangoly muffens

yo i like these overrated tangoly muffens!
tangoly muffens by BottomDop February 20, 2022

muffinbunny 

The fluffy, goldentopped bundle of joy.
I got pwnd by muffinbunny.
muffinbunny by muffinbunny March 8, 2005

muffintops 

The part upper part of the buttocks that are exposed when wearing low riding jeans or pants.
When these fat chicks wear pants too tight and their ass gets pushed up out the top of the waist band.

Yo, your muffintops are showing.
muffintops by Randy (muffinman) October 28, 2007

Muffintops 

Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.
"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"