5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022

Juanita's Law

Juanita's Law was first codified in mid-2022, somewhere in Texas.
A triceratops wall adornment was involved.
In a nutshell, Juanita's Law states that - even in the notoriously 'sniffy' world of interior design - one aphorism is indefatigable, across all borders:

Dinosaurs are the fucking tits.

Juanita's Law in action:

At first, Steph was worried as to how the triceratops sculpture might be received. Then she remembered the first law of Juanita and felt much becalmed.

by Wolfgibbon July 21, 2022

Law

A literal child that must be protected at all costs he's so innocent.

Aww look law.

by banri July 23, 2022

Law ?

Awesome mod in lando discord server. Cute boy, is also a really good skuller. Friends with comet and Ricky

Guy 1: Hey I’m not getting any skulls, can you call Law ?
Guy 2: Sure I’ll call Law ? To skull you up.

by gg/lando July 28, 2022

sibling law

When mom and dad refuse to get involved with sibling problems and the siblings take action

“I don’t care about that”
“Sibling Law is in place - everyone choose a side”
**group beating commenced until justices feels served**

by LGG000 October 20, 2019

eskimo-in-laws

Eskimo-in-law: two men have had sex with twin sisters.

Person 1. M and G are Eskimo-in-laws now.

Person 2. How? What’s that?

Person 1. They both slept with twin sisters.

Person 2. That’s crazy!

by Jimmy Epstien October 22, 2019

Law

super hot oml 👊👊 big boobs horny bitch, we love Law

Faster Law 🥵

by Lawmobeew November 21, 2021