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Money

Something you don’t have.
Bob likes money. Money don’t like bob. >:(
Bob goes broke.
by Snoozing_my_alarm November 5, 2022
mugGet the Moneymug.

money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
mugGet the money mulemug.

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.
I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!
by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
mugGet the Muscles, Men & Money Machinesmug.

Money

"If you're ME money but if you're other people then it isn't going to solve you problem. Your problem is that you won't accept my ethical framework and BECAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY ETHICAL FRAMEWORK I get to do whatever I want to you now and enslave you at the level of abstraction!" Jordan Peterson
Hym "You're right! Money won't fix the fact that if God isn't real (as in literally real, like, there is in fact a supernatural entity that both created the universe and spoke to the Jews) the Jews have appointed themselves supreme moral dictator in perpetuity. Money won't fix that. And if you don't submit to the Jews, you having the money will make them unhappy. You don't want the Jews to be unhappy do you? What are you? Some kind of monster? I guess we all have to be a slave to Jewish fear forever and if you say anything bad about the Jews you need to be poor and silenced."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
mugGet the Moneymug.

Lady Money

1a. Money that a lady makes

1b. Money that a lady makes specifically at da club
a. "Brittney made that lady money at waffle house."

b. "Sinnamon made that lady money at The Sparkle Factory."
by travvyfart February 22, 2024
mugGet the Lady Moneymug.

Patti Money

A shitload of money, more than you could ever spend in a lifetime.
Yo that guys so rich, hes got Patti Money.
by CoolDudeJeff July 30, 2021
mugGet the Patti Moneymug.

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
mugGet the Free Moneymug.

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