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Horsey Tag 

A carnal game played at orgies and sex parties. Horsey Tag is a fusion of the popular and often sexualized games of twister, tag, and chicken fight. Competing in teams of two, each team selects a horse and a rider. One team begins the game as the "it" team, like in tag. Horses begin by penetrating their rider in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position. Maintaining penetration throughout the game, horses move around the room in a crab walk fashion while the "it" rider tries to tag the other riders. The game "finishes" when you do.

Also known as Crab Walk Polo.
Should we play Horsey Tag at the orgy today?
Horsey Tag makes me too tired to finish!
Horsey Tag by Snowfinder July 21, 2021
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headless-horseman style 

a method of dismembering in which a part of a whole is separated from its larger body in a manner that is especially clean and quick, leaving no remnant on the larger body except a clean slice.
Amy: Yesterday I drove too close to a construction barrier and ripped my passenger side mirror off.

Gary: Like clean off headless-horseman style or did it hang?

Amy: Clean off.

Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.
Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.
Harvard Horseshit by waytogo September 22, 2009

Texas Horseshoe 

When the dominant partner during intercourse finishes the act of love by making a horseshoe shape with their feces on the submissive partner chest across the neck.
Dude gave her a Texas horseshoe.

If you're in the poo, the Texas Horseshoe is for you.

Although I can't prove it, Hank is into the ole' Texas Horseshoe.

Rusty Horseshoe 

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.
Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.
Rusty Horseshoe by Blashim November 22, 2013
A person (usually a girl) that is extremely annoying.
Hi hoesey you are very annoying today
hoesey by Stoneswordnic February 12, 2018