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David

Not daddy
David is not daddy kaora is
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David

David is somebody you don’t want to leave, he can be the light of your life and the absolute backbone of your happiness if you let him. David is sweet and kind-hearted.
Bailee fell in love with David the moment they met, she knows she’ll never meet somebody like him.
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David

David is a crazy motherfucker, gay, who loves to fight and gives warning shoots
Oh no David gave me warning shoots!
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david belford

the guy that shit himself😌
did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“
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David

David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.

He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.

They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.

The best time of my life was when I with David.
David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.
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Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
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David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends
Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david
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