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Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.
by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012
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vagina sleigh

A sleigh with vaginas everywhere creaming.
Hardballs: "YO JAQAVIUS SANTA GOT ME A VAGINA SLEIGH FOR CHRISTMAS"
by 69onurmomsdisussy February 6, 2022
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hippy vagina

a girl who is an obvious hippy and doesn't take care of her vagina
damnnnnn, this hippy girl I had over last night was mad fine, until I found out that she had a rare case of hippy vagina!
by wavymaj September 24, 2019
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mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.
Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.
by Alexis_Texas May 7, 2017
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Vagina balls

VAGINA BALLS AREETHANS BALLS THEY GET EATEN BY HIS DINOSAUR UNDERWEAR HAHAHA
"ETHAN YOURE VAGINA BALLS LOOK JUICY AS FUCK LEMME LICK DEM"
by ishootniggasforfun March 6, 2022
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Fly Vagina

When one’s pubic hair sticks through the front of one’s underwear giving it the spiky texture of a fly’s body.
“Yeah, I just couldn’t go through with it. He had too much Fly Vagina for my liking.”
by €utie¥ootie April 12, 2020
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Spicy Vagina

When your fucking vagina gets too hot to touch. Get a damn doctor if this happens to you.
Oh, shit! My spicy vagina hurts!
by 00shocker00 June 20, 2019
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