A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.
“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”
by wxrd_mxnster September 29, 2020

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.
by Lolsueme November 7, 2021

A subgenre that was really popular in DeviantArt since the mid-2000s and is still ongoing, this genre involves pictures of cartoon characters (mostly MLP characters) having their stomachs being inflated like a balloon or getting fatter. This was proved to be connected to other fetishes such as feet fetishes, and is said to be one of the controversial topics in the internet.
Hey there, uhhhh....have you saw some MLP inflation porn art right now?
Uhhh...yeah? Now I feel weird right now.
Oh, come on. Look, your mom's already here. This is why I need to clear out your search history right now.
Uhhh...yeah? Now I feel weird right now.
Oh, come on. Look, your mom's already here. This is why I need to clear out your search history right now.
by FallenPyro April 28, 2024

First of all get a life, second of all your 50% of everyone on earth, third of all you can do better then this
by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022

And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

by Somegirl06 February 21, 2023

Aw man I was trying to play a computer game last night, but the lag was awful because my roommate totally porn trolled me.
by Wulfsten Graves February 14, 2014
