Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay

Sam sucked a dick for fun

by Quue June 4, 2019

Sam Osgood

Guy who loves half days and is extremely retarded

That guy has a 0.0 GPA. it must be Sam Osgood

by Dickandcock February 8, 2024

Sam houston

A bunch of privileged white guys who suck dick and think they good at football. They actually fuckin suck and play shit teams and are the sons have Carencro and Acadiana. They live off daddies money.

“damn i hate Sam Houston… we are so privileged with daddies money and suck at sports”

by Ladiesman7689 October 16, 2023

Sam

“Best Boi who be very supportive of everything”

Sam is so supportive!!!

by Nico >:3 November 9, 2020

SAM

An acronym for "Self Appointed Moderator"
Typically a long-term or frequent user (community member ) found in comment sections and platforms like Reddit or Imgur, who lurks with the intention of downvoting and posting vitriolic comments to vent and control unwelcome posts. Ironically, often with venomous crafted text or graphics that explain how much they "don't care" about the post the comment is directed towards. SAMS are often trolls who intend to create an echo chamber within the forum they frequent.

I posted a comment on the news story and was attacked by a SAM for expressing a different opinion.

by Trustedcode October 7, 2022

Sam Seluk

The future 2026 Mr. Olimpia and world's #1 life coach

James: "You watch Sam Seluk?"
Donny: "YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I DO, BROTHER, YOU WANNA TAKE SOME TREN LATER???"
James: "UM, YEAH LETS FUCKING GO DUDE!!!"

by ZyzzFanatic16 September 13, 2023

Sam

sam is man who isnt afraid to show all his sides, especially his down under. He loves to play Minecraft and proceed to go on some peculiar websites. this guy is a lad. if you come in contact with him its your lucky day. don't forget him, because he will. hang on to him like a biscuit, he likes biscuits. and shoving them up his cheeks

today i met a sam vecey. he is a lad

by glizzylover69420 November 23, 2021