slap a Jake day

slap a Jake any day in February

slap a Jake day mmkay.

by anonymusidsdadadc January 29, 2020

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Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

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Carolina slap mouth

When you and a friend are alone and slap each other with your dick until one gets hard

Jimmy let’s play Carolina slap mouth to see who goes first

by Niggar 34 February 25, 2019

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le slap day

on november 23, you can slap people. you can slap people shorter than you 1:00-12:00 am. you can slap people taller than you 1:00-12:00 pm.

tall boi: it november 23. and 3:00 am
small boi: whats november 2- OH NO IT LE SLAP DAY

by a total e-girl November 14, 2019

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Back slap and crack

A sexual position where the male gets onto the back of a naked female. The male will then slap the back of the female while sticking the hand into the anus, sometimes screaming "HORSE".

The Back Slap and Crack is a banned method of messaging.

by ISDBdefinitions June 10, 2020

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