Mary

To never take accountability and to lie as much as possible

Oh, you must’ve meant Mary the one that can’t take accountability and she lies constantly. But yes, that’s a good she sure can swallow a day.

by Marysbestie/mom July 22, 2025

Mary

Mary is the most loving and sweet girl in the world. Whilst sometimes she may come across as quiet, once you really know her, you’ll wish you’d have always known her. She sticks beside you no matter what and loves you more than anything, no matter who you are.

She that girl. She look kinda quiet.

That’s Mary! She the best.

by TaterTotter88 July 28, 2025

MARY

I HATE KIDS NAMED MARY

GOD, I HATE KIDS NAMED MARY

by DONALDLOVER21 June 10, 2024

Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.

Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?

by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019

Mary and Hamed

Hamed and Mary are the BEST couple in the world. They're both hot, funny, amazing and PEEEEEEEEENNNNGGGGGG. Everyone wants to be like Hamed and Mary but no one knows how they do it.

Look it's Mary and Hamed, they definitely just had amazing Sex!

by BigDickHamed July 22, 2024

Chutney Mary

When you cum on a Papadam and then your partner eats it.

No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!

by Chutney! December 2, 2022

maries

Maries a hardworking girl .is very emotional she trust easily but loses trust easily .maries a sweet girl who doesn't like when she's taken granted for .she cherishes people in her life and never wants to lose them .she likes making new friends. She's a pretty girl whose proud of her beauty .she loves nature and animals .having a maries in your life is the beat thing that could happen to you

Get yourself a maries

by Mayyyrabell August 18, 2018