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baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.
Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.
by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008
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clubhand

someone with proper wrut deformed hands eg Kapz from da Stratford Massive.

A person who cannot do the most meanial of tasks properley coz dere fingers are joined together like a web
Fucking hell cant you do nuttin right you clubhanded fool.

Boy you got clubhand
by cheefee January 3, 2004
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Clubbed-Up

When the noun, in any varying manner, is influenced and thus effected by any derivitive of the 'Club'. This word has a broad scope of meaning as virtually all things on a night out are a product of 'Club' influence.
An obvious example is getting on the lash before the club. Your not getting pissed for the sake of it but in fact for the club. You are therefore getting 'Clubbed-Up'. Any snazzy apparel donned for the club also makes the noun (in this case the person)'Clubbed-Up', as it has been specifically worn due to typical Club mandate requiring it.

E.g Bob:"Dave what are you doing, your completely pissed and wearing a horrible stripey black and white shirt?

Dave:"Mate, I'm getting 'Clubbed-Up' aren't I"
by Thomas Jessop July 16, 2007
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folders clubhouse

An online forum set up as a place where folders and folding teams can have fun, challenge each other, take the mickey and generally just smap.
I've just had a look in at the folders clubhouse. I fell about laughing. Those guys are crazy.
by logicman_alf September 21, 2008
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Head Clubbin

Exact term is "HEAD CLUBBIN'!!!" A word that originated from a YouTube video of the same name. Apparently it means to be hit upside the head with a hard object such as a glass bottle, club or similar object that can KO a person.
Guy 1:Yo, groove!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: HEAD CLUBBIN'!!!
Guy 2: *is on the ground out cold*
by Twoslice April 2, 2008
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Clubbing Seals

Another great American Passtime, Generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).
Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).
by K~ August 10, 2003
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