ghosting

The act of saving a seat while getting up to use the restroom, or other quick task.

My younger sister was good at ghosting her seat so I wouldn't take it while she was in the bathroom.

by HCDP May 5, 2020

Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

Moaning Ghost

The sexual act when one party is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind and just as they are about to orgasm, they pour a cup of water and then a cup of flour on the other’s body.

Did you hear Ethan did the Moaning Ghost with that hippie chick last night? She’s pissed…

by Tim.O.Thy July 15, 2021

"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.

I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

Ghost rider

during sex, you light eachother's hair on fire like the flaming skull of ghost rider and his fiery ride.

I'm bald because Trish and I tried the ghost rider last night.

by jehtro j cornbinder November 9, 2021

Ghost Whispered

When you cup your hand over your ass and fart and throw it in someone's face

I just Ghost Whispered you!

by The Death Monger November 3, 2020