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sex panther

cologne used to attract the opposite sex.

example in action.
Brian Fantana: about Veronica I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
opens cologne cabinet
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
cheesy grin
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
snarls
Smells like:
pure gasoline
a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.
a turd covered in burnt hair
Bigfoot's dick

It's time to use Sex Panther, the most potent cologne you will ever smell. Oh yeah.
by DrewBear93 June 2, 2008
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sex bomb

A song by Tom Jones, Welsh god of music and dance.
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're a sex bomb.
by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004
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classy sex

The best kind of sex. The man must wear a top hat and monocle and be smoking a pipe. The woman should try to emulate Audrey Hepburn as much as possible. Frank Sinatra is also playing in the background, preferably.
Amy and I had classy sex last night. I feel like a whole new man.
by HighshakesHandfives January 31, 2009
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Ear Sex

When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.
I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....
by MicJaiy May 17, 2005
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Eskimo sex

Pinnochio could give good eskimo sex if he tried.
by OSC07 December 12, 2008
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sex pistols

A rad 70's punk band. They logged me off of Britney Spears and N*SYNC and all that worthless dribble when I was 12.
Hip-hop girl: Yo! Watcha listenin' to ho?
Punk girl: Sex Pistols.
Hip-hop girl: Oh, they's must be news.
Punk girl: They're from the 70's, dumbass.
Hip-hop girl: You be listenin' to s*** from da 70's? You gay.
Punk girl: Thanks, I'm very happy.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 9, 2004
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beer sex

a game in wich the man has sex with a woman while balancing a beer on her back. The object of the game is to keep the beer from spilling
I just had beer sex and only spilled two drops on her ass, it was great!
by Jeremy May 21, 2004
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