Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.

I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..

by airzone April 30, 2021

Nut Butter

A sexually-active male who frequently jizzes inside anal cavities.

Yeahh, that Joseph? He's a real nut butter.

by mairusupaua May 4, 2021

Nut Beach

incredibly delectable

These chips are nut beach!

by lillypilutzergirlie65 May 17, 2021

Nut Burn

Burning sensation in genitals after rough sex; Specifically in females.

Samantha: I have nut burn from jermy

by Jiggyjiggy1234567 May 18, 2021

nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021

Deez Nuts

The final words that drip Goku heard before being sent to the shadow realm. The words hold a power no mortal can have

Drip goku: “what is your name immortal being?”
Immortal being: “deez”
Drip goku: “deez what?”
Immortal being: “Deez Nuts”

by DepressedSingleDad May 29, 2021

Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.

Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!

by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022