Chris Criscuolo

will never get with ginger. he looks gay in fruity shorts

chris criscuolo. he’s just gay

by he’s just gay July 14, 2019

chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018

Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023

Chris

Some dude with a big ass dick they probably call him piton

I wanna lay Chris

by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022

chris

a contextual term that can refer to many things

I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.

by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019

Chris

A nerdy boy who knows a lot but is kind of weird, he knows a lot about planes kind of odd.

Chris is a nerd

by TypicalGuy994 October 1, 2016

Chris

Verb

The action of re-sending the same memes to the group chat, forgetting that you had sent them just previously

“You already sent that, stop Chrissing”

by CrabcakesCarcinogenicsGhost October 17, 2019