souless banana 

its howw your soull is whenn your a jerkk monkeyy lmao

haki saidd simones had a souless banana because she was a jerk monkey for not invitin him to the water event at the park overr springg breakk .

souless banana by simmie harris April 9, 2010

rotten banana fish 

A woman who is unaware of her twat smelling like a rotten banana or rotting fish mixed with piss.

"See the blonde hair blue eyes over across the way?"
"Yeah, why is she alone?"
"It's probably the aroma of her smelling like a rotten banana fish in between her legs."

rotten banana fish by Divinecomedy August 13, 2014

Ultimate Banana 

You start off by playing ultimate frisbee with a banana. After the banana hits the ground enough times and becomes extremely mushy, the ultimate fun begins. One person then takes off their pants and bends over. Another person takes the mushy banana and thrusts it into the bent over person's anus. After all the banana mush covers the anus, a third party becomes involved. Have this third party lick the banana mush clean of the anus. Rinse, relax, repeat.

Although we lost 3-2 in ultimate banana, I went home satisfied and sore.

Ultimate Banana by Anal Thermometer April 20, 2015

bruised banana 

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis

dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night

bruised banana by Sam the man with ham February 3, 2017

Onision Banana

-Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death..
-Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers windup dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos..Onision must be stopped!!
-EXAMPLE:A banana askes "Hey, have you heard of Onision?? " and Jaclyn Glenn asks the banana "Oh you mean the next Hitler??" and immediately after the banana kills himself/herself..

xo.A Onision banana often dabbles in occult since Onision is a sexy devil.ox

Onision Banana by Anon07.. December 14, 2017

empty banana 

When you eat all of the banana fruit in the banana and you're left with an empty shell of a banana.
This is another word for banana skin.

Person 1: Hey! Dump your Empty Banana dude!
Person 2: Okay, I ate it all and will put the empty part in the compost bin.
Person1: Imagine if someone slipped on it!
Person 2: Yes I see the danger, Empty Bananas are bad.

empty banana by leagator January 4, 2018

Flying Banana 

A Threesome involving a man or woman, a man and a midget.

When the woman lies on the bed or floor with her legs spread open and hands tied down. The man then jumps from something tall such as a shelf or table, with his dick arrect. He lands straight into her kitty pillow. A midget wearing a cherry costume then with his dick out jumps on top of the guy, dick slapping him in the face.

" My buddy was having a crazy party last week.
They even had a Flying Bananasplit in the living room."

Flying Banana by BiggestMonkaBallls April 4, 2020