your mothers a hatch 

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

your mothers a hatch by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018

Your mum 

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

Your mum by ZR89 July 1, 2018

Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

Your son is dead by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018

Your mom 

Gay

“What is gay?”
“Your mom.”

Your mom by Laffter July 8, 2018

Your mum 

My girlfriend

I fucked your mum #sorrynotsorry

Your mum by Emily-T July 10, 2018

Your mom 

The gayest person on the planet and is very gay

Jimmy boi: BIll your mom is fat af

Bill: Fuck you

Your mom by Fermit_The_Krog July 20, 2018

Your mom 

When you ask what is the matter, it’s your mom. An answer standing in for what you really don’t want to say, or when you are messing with your buddies.

Friend: “What’s the matter?”
You: “Your mom.”

Your mom by H.Rae.L August 12, 2018