Vagina Sponge

A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.

Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.

Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.

by Britteyface July 17, 2009

Clammy Vagina Vibe

Mark Zuckerberg's sister.

As laughter turned to awkward silence, the clammy vagina vibe made it clear who had just walked into the room.

by cassie bc January 1, 2024

vagina

An angry pouch that bleeds every month, it is the location of the things birthed, and the dick's girth.

My vagina feels stiff and achy, could be for a few reasons

by smeggyseason14 June 19, 2025

Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music

Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !

by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016

Vagina

A thing I wish I could stick my dick into

Can I fuck ur vagina?

by C00chi3 M4n April 21, 2021

Omg! hi vagina okay?

A formal greeting.

Sharyl: "Omg! hi vagina okay?"
Daphne: "Yes, vagina okay. You?"

by OccasionalLeaf October 14, 2022

World class vagina

A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.

GF: "My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"

Me: "How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"

GF: "I swear only diet. Nothing else taken."

by coltnavy January 28, 2020