by Kildonon February 19, 2018

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
by tempestACAB August 12, 2021

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.
Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
by Dascool27 June 23, 2022

Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.
by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014
