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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
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American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed
me and my wife went American farming last night
by Thanos101 February 18, 2020
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Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.
Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.
by Bill Beef August 9, 2025
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American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.
“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”
by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024
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american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass
My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.
by The name is D January 26, 2016
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African American

Typically they can run fast, but will fucking die if put in a pool. They all love KFC, purplous kool aid, and watermelon.
There goes that nigga eating kfc, he’s so African American
by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024
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Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas

a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network
Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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