Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.

I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews

by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025

bungejumping tom

when your pee is green

monica: bungejumping tom
paolo: who's tom, and why is he bungejumping?
monica: it's a term for describing a situation in which your pee turns green
paolo: wtf

by existentialdread1401 November 2, 2025

Pulling a Tom

When bro takes your money, says he'll pay you back, buys his own shit, then never pays you back, THEN, asks for more.

"James give me back my money, you're pulling a Tom!!"
"Hanna, you are pulling a Tom, just pay me back con artist"

by Town of Salem Lynchings November 4, 2025

Tom Brady With his son

When your Girlfriend gives you a insufficient kiss and you ask for a better one like tom brady with his son.

had to pull a "tom brady with his son" with my girl last night she cant kiss for shit

by cronkl November 13, 2025

Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.

Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up

by StinkPattern November 29, 2025

Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.

There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.

by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025

Tomato Tom

The most famous tomato of all time. It is said he was on a space mission.

Ziggy: Do you remember Tomato Tom?
David: The one who was floating around his tin can?
Ziggy: Yes. He was floating in a most peculiar way.

by Love-fi December 9, 2025