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by anonymous November 6, 2021
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john cena

A cool wrestler who some douchebags are jealous of because they resent guys with talent and attitude.
You only hate John Cena cause youre a douchebag.
by zzzboy56 August 21, 2009
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John Paulo Nase

The leader of SB19. He's a multi-talented person. He's the one behind their songs that A'TIN and most people have heard, digested, and got a lesson on. Like the other members, he can sing, dance, rap, compose a song--name it. He's like a 5-star chef who cooks high-quality beats and melodies and creates never-before-seen "dishes" (songs). He's one of a kind. A masterpiece. A man who taught us lots of lessons in life. One of his remarkable quotes is, "Everything you said about me, it does not matter to me. I'll show you what I can do. This is who I am. I'll make you eat everything you said."
John Paulo Nase roars with confidence. He sings with all his heart, he performs and slays the stage like there's no tomorrow.
by Stan SB19 for a better life October 7, 2020
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John Roberts Laws

21st Century US laws that restrict voter turnout among minorities and people with limited incomes.

In Shelby County v. Holder, 2013, the US Supreme Court declared parts of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 unconstitutional in a 5-4 decision. The majority opinion was written by Chief Justice John Roberts. Only justices appointed by Republican presidents voted to strike down the law.

Chief Justice Roberts later wrote in McCutcheon: There is no right more basic in our democracy than the right to participate in electing our political leaders.

McCutcheon removed aggregate spending limits on campaign contributions.

Linda Greenhouse @ NY Times noted: Roberts's subject then was the right to spend money in politics, not the right to vote. If people conclude that the current Supreme Court majority cares more about the first than the second — surely a logical inference — the court will have entered a dangerous place.

After Shelby, many states with a history of poll bias - previously ended by the Voting Rights Act - passed laws designed to suppress voter turnout. These laws include so-called Voter ID laws, reductions in early voting, and restricting acceptable ID to ID more often held by Republicans - for example, Texas polls accept gun licenses, but not state college ID.

In honor of Chief Justice John Roberts opinion in Shelby, and the similarity of laws that followed to Jim Crow laws, these laws are now known as John Roberts Laws, aka Voter Suppression Laws or the Republican Poll.
Republicans were embarrassed by undemocratically winning a gerrymandered House majority while losing the popular vote for it in an un-American fashion, so they declared a fake mandate and passed a bunch of John Roberts Laws to punish and disenfranchise the people who voted against them.
by Moo Paradigm October 30, 2014
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john white

“who’s that retard making out with his phone”
“yeah it’s that nigga John White”
by BritishHater777 October 9, 2019
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John Rivers

A tranny, typically of African American descent, that enjoys DUBSTEP and little girls.
In a chat room:

Person 1: <Asks for nudes>
Person 2: He's such a John Rivers!
Person 3: Let's block him.
by ChingyChong August 14, 2011
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Porta John

A man who has sex with a hooker in his or someone elses car.
Man ive been workin all night and got nothing but a bunch of porta johns.
by Zell Faze May 16, 2009
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